Sunday, December 14, 2008

Let’s tone it down, cricket can only do so much

A nice article by Harsha Bhogale - one of India's best known sports commentator and an intelligent thought leader. Source: http://www.indianexpress.com/news/lets-tone-it-down-cricket-can-only-do-so-much/397339/

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Can two teams playing a Cricket match overcome the wounds of terrorism? Can they make the world feel a more secure place? Can they deliver a slap on the face of a terrorist? As my sport so beautifully takes centre stage once again, I debate these questions endlessly. These and many more. Can England vs  India at the Chepauk quell the anger in my land? Can sport be a balm at all? Does it count?


Yes, I tell myself but I am not sure if cricket can bring solace to those that are hurt. Cricket can uplift me because I have lost nobody. I played a game against Ashok Kamte, the brave officer of the Mumbai Police, and we laughed between deliveries. Can I go to his wife and say that Harbhajan bowling to Pietersen is our response to the man who killed her husband? That everyone is being brave, that the show must go on? Which show?


And so cricket can at best be an intoxicant, a mild drug that soothes you and lets you forget briefly. It brings a smile to your face to see a Tendulkar, a Dravid, a Dhoni, a Pietersen, a Flintoff; fine people doing what they know best. They are wonderful ambassadors of joy and may they long be that way but even as I visualise Harmison and Flintoff firing thunderbolts into Tendulkar’s ribs I cannot, and may not for a long time, get myself to use the word ‘brave’.


So let us put the imagery behind us, rein in our adjectives a bit, and watch cricket for what it is. And let us say thank you to England for coming back to our shores when they had every reason to be apprehensive, even scared. Maybe they still are but they are playing cricket on our land, as our guests and we must applaud them for that. They had a reason to pull out this time, unlike in 2001 when Robert Croft and Andrew Caddick got their geography mixed up and couldn’t find a map handy. 


There is a perception that England are here because the cricket world needs India. That is true for without a strong India while the game will still survive, it will do so rather less affluently. It is much like the world needs the US markets to be healthy because the Americans have traditionally spent more than anyone else. A weak USA is bad for world markets as a weak India is bad for cricket. But don’t forget that the BCCI needs teams to come to India as much as visiting teams want to. If England had opted not to return, and other teams followed their example, Indian cricket might have found itself in a downward spiral as well. So you see this tour is as much about emotion as it is about cold commerce; a soufflé and a flaming pickle on the same table! 


India’s, and by extension the world’s, current predicament shows how fragile our sport is. It needs fresh lands to play in, more teams to compete; it needs to find more pockets of wealth, more avenues for competition. There will never be more than half a dozen teams playing the game as we know it now and at the level we want it to be. It can no longer be the modern missionary of the game. People in the US, in Fiji, in Denmark and in Hong Kong cannot, will not, bow to the altar of Test Cricket like we do. T2
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cricket must do that. In this brash young kid lies the future of our sport and, dare I say, the future of Test cricket. Cricket needs to be more nimble to protect its treasure, which is what test cricket really is.


But till we take the time we sometimes need to see what is standing opposite us, we must lumber along. Hopefully this will be a good series. It needs to be. England must play like cricketers not like the six hundred that rode into the valley of death; or like aid workers coming to fulfil an obligation. And India must show them all the gratitude they can off the field.


I hope the cricket is good. It cannot be a balm but we could do with the intoxicant.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Funny Quotes By Woody Allen














  1. "In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows."
  2. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
  3. "My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers."
  4. "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
  5. "My wife and I pondered for a while whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."
  6. "Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
  7. "Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
  8. "On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down."

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Telecom revolution in India

Growth of telecom in India has been phenomenal - nothing less than a 'revolution'!

The first level of this revolution happened in 1980s when the then Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi brought Dr. Sam Pitroda to pu growth of telecom in India on fast track. The ubiquitous PCOs (public telephone booths) that have now reached every small town and village of India was one big contribution to India's telecom revolution from Rajiv Gandhi and Sam Pitroda.

But if that success was big, the growth of mobile (wireless) telephony in India is humongous!
By Sept 2008 the subscriber base in India crossed a mamoth 300 million - with over 233 million GSM subscribers and over 80 million CDMA subscribers (http://mobile.broadbandindia.com/2008/10/77-mn-gsm-net-adds-in-sep-2008.html)

And yet, India's mobile penetration is below 25%  - so imagine the kind of growth potential India still offers.

Indian subscriber base is expected to touch 529 million by 2010. Note that the population of entire Europe is around 400 million - and has already reached 100% mobile coverage. So by 2010 India's subscriber base alone would be more than that of entire Europe - and yet, it would be less than 50% of India's total population. 
These are the numbers that are attracting every BIG NAME in global telecom players to India - be it Vodafone or Virgin Mobile or Indian giants such as Bhari Airtel and Reliance.

Having said this, the average revenue per user (ARPU - i.e. the amount of monthly bills a subscriber pays) is still abysmally low at Rs. 300 versus over Rs. 1000 in developped markets. But right now the race is for volumes - increasing subscriber base; not for quality of service or the profitability (ARPU). So at least for some time to come, you will see subscriber base in India swelling while the ARPU keeps on plunging.

In fact India's ARPU is already one of the lowest in the world. 

















Right now the focus is on volumes - getting as much subscribers as possible; rather than on service quality or profitability (ARPU)...and this will continue at least for foreseeable future, till mobile penetration in India reaches a substantial number.

I am betting big on large Indian mobile companies - mainly Bharti and Reliance - to give handsome
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turns on onvestment.

The Indian telecom story has just begun...

Thursday, December 4, 2008

What women really want (copied somewhere from the net...)

This has been copied shamelessly but it's worth sharing. I got this from some blog...

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
What women want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur’s closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur’s question thus: “What a woman really wants,” she said, “is to be in charge of her own life.”

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom
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But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. "Which would you prefer?" she asked him. "Beautiful during the day … or at night?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with? If you are a man reading this …) What would YOUR choice be? (If you are a woman reading this ..) What would YOUR MAN’S choice be? What Lancelot chose is below. BUT … make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?

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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life. Now … what is the moral to this story?
The moral is
* If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
* There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

विनोद


 
एक सुंदर अभिनेत्री बोटीने लांबची समुद्रसफ़र करण्यास निघाली. तिने बोटीवर असताना लिहीलेल्या दैनंदिनीतील काही भाग -
दि. ०७ ऒक्टोंबर - प्रवासास आरंभ झाला. बोटीत १५०० प्रवासी आहेत. डेकवर फिरताना जहाजाच्या कप्तानाशी ओळख झाली.
दि. ०८ ऒक्टोंबर - आज मी आणि कप्तान डेकवर खूप वेळ एकत्र फिरलो. आम्ही खूप गप्पा मारल्या.
दि. ०९ ऒक्टोंबर - कप्तानाशी दोस्ती खूपच वाढली.
दि. १० ऒक्टोंबर - कप्तानाने मला त्याच्या केबिनमध्ये रात्री झोपायला बोलावले.
दि. ११ ऒक्टोंबर - मी कप्तानाच्या सूचनेला स्पष्ट नकार दिला.
दि. १२ ऒक्टोंबर - कप्तान म्हणाला,"तू आज रात्री आली नाहीस तर मी सारी बोट बुडवून टाकीन."
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दि. १३ ऒक्टोंबर - काल रात्री मी १५०० प्रवाशांचे प्राण वाचविले.
 
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स्त्रियांच्या मैत्रीपेक्षा पुरुषांची मैत्री अधिक घट्ट असते. 
एक बायको एकदा संपूर्ण रात्रभर घरीच येत नाही. दुसऱ्या दिवशी सकाळी नवरा विचारतो, तेव्हा ती सांगते, ''अरे, मी एका मैत्रिणीच्या घरी राहिले होते.'' 

नवऱ्याचा तिच्या शब्दांवर विश्वास बसत नाही. तो तिच्या सर्वात जवळच्या १० मैत्रिणींना फोन करतो. त्याची बायको आपल्याकडे आली नव्हती, असंच दहाहीजणी सांगतात. 

आता जेव्हा एक नवरा संपूर्ण रात्रभर घरीच येत नाही, तेव्हा काय होते पाहा. दुसऱ्या दिवशी सकाळी बायको विचारते, तेव्हा तो सांगतो, ''अगं मी माझ्या एका मित्राच्या घरी राहिलो होतो.'' 

बायकोचा नवऱ्यावर विश्वास बसत नाही. ती त्याच्या सर्वात जवळच्या १० मित्रांना फोन करते. त्यांतले पाचजण छातीठोकपणे सांगतात की काल रात्री तो त्याच्याच घरी होता. उरलेले पाचजण तर, आत्ताही तो आपल्या घरातच आहे असंही सांगून टाकतात
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पहिला : मला असा माणूस माहीत आहे की ज्याच्या लग्नाला तीस वर्षे झाली आणि तो आपली प्रत्येक संध्याकाळ घरातच बायकोच्या सहवासात घालवतो.
दुसरा : वा!...याला म्हणतात प्रेम.
पहिला : पण डॉक्टर म्हणतात पॅरॅलिसिस.....
 
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''आज आपल्या लग्नाचा वाढदिवस आहे. काय करायचं आपण?'' बायकोनं विचारल.
नवरा उत्तरला, ''दोन मिनिटे उभे राहून शांतता पाळूयात!!!''
 
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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Why did NSG take 9 hrs to get there?

An article from Sunday Times of India - throwing light on dismal crisis management in India.

NSG (National Security Guards) is the top-notch security agency that did a marvellous job in saving many civilians under seige at Hotel Taj, Hotel Oberoi and other places. 

But it took over 9 hours for NSG troops to reach Mumbai from New Delhi and start their mission. 

This reveals many cracks in the crisis management in India - especially for a city like Mumbai that is the Financial Capital of India.

Here is why it took so long for NSG to reach Mumbai - and how the events unfolded:

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The terrorists strike Mumbai  at 9.30pm on 26/11/2008. Chief Minister Vilasrao Deshmukh is in Kerala. He is briefed about the attack on the city’s prime locations. By the time Deshmukh grasps the enormity of the situation, 90 minutes have gone by. 

He rings Union home minister Shivraj Patil at 11pm and asks for NSG commandos. 

"How many men?" Patil asks. "200," says the CM. Patil calls NSG chief J K Dutt and tells him to send 200 battle-ready commandos to Mumbai. 

Most of the NSG men have to be roused from sleep. They don their uniforms, strap on safety gear, collect ammo and firearms. It is discovered that the only plane that can take 200 men, the IL 76, is not in Delhi but Chandigarh. Precious minutes are ticking by. 

The IL 76 pilot is woken, the plane refuelled. It reaches Delhi at 2am. By the time the commandos get in and the plane takes off, four-and-a-half hours have elapsed. Experts say that unless a response is mounted within 30 minutes of an attack, the enemy can assume key defensive positions.

It takes the aircraft almost three hours to land at Mumbai airport. Unlike the Boeing and Airbus, IL 76 is a slow plane. By the time the NSG commandos board the waiting buses it is 5.25am. 

The buses take another 40 minutes to reach the designated place in south Mumbai where the commandos are briefed, divided into different groups and sent out on their mission. 

By the time they start their operation, it is 7am — in other words, nine-and-a-half hours after the terror strike. 

Many lives might have been saved had this delay not happened. 

The obvious question is why is the NSG stationed only in Delhi. When Indian cities are vulnerable to terror attacks, why is there no commando force like the NSG, or its units, in every city?

Source: Sunday Times of  India, (November 30,2008)http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Why_did_NSG_take_9_hrs_to_get_there/articleshow/3775003.cms



Enough is enough

As a consequence of brutal terror attack on Mumbai that shook the entire nations, things have started moving fast. It is extremely sad that it took such a heinous attack and lives of many civilians and India’s best security people for government to act.

India has always been proud of its democracy – and rightly so. But the fact is, the same democracy – what sometimes is referred to as ‘functioning anarchy’ has led us to the current state of the nation. We have developed this habit of taking an assault, absorbing all pains and shocks  and moving on without fighting back…the shameless politicians and the high-brow, elite class call it – ‘The spirit of India’ (???)

There have been many bomb blasts and terror attacks in India over the years. But the one on Mumbai has aroused completely different sentiments. The reason is obvious – till now terror attacks were limited mostly to railways, targeted at common people (except for the one on parliament). But the one on 26/11 was targeted at rich and elite class of the five-star hotels. Many high profile business leaders, bureaucrats and other distinguished guests became victim or escaped narrowly. This created a panic wave among those sections of the society which till now had considered themselves safe. These people did not do much in the past than to shed a tear or two for the common people victimized in the attacks – or maybe donate some money, organize charity shows to raise funds etc. But this time they are responding differently – for the first time they can feel pains and sufferings of common man. Look at the way this high-brow society (from Shobha De to Amitabh Bachchan to other celebrities) are reacting – ‘Enough is enough’

It is unfortunate that such a threat to India compel s us to unite against war on terror – nevertheless the silver lining is that – at least now the need for national security is felt unanimously by India.

Ajmal Amir Kamir, age 21,  (picture below) is the only terrorist involved in the Mumbai attack to have been captured alive. He speaks fluent English and hails from Pakistan’s Faridkot district. It absolutely perplexes me to imagine what goes on in the minds of such youth who embrace terrorism – what kind of education/ brain-washing they go through. What their primary motive is and what kind of a system gives them a free hand to develop these feeling?

India have used a tough language while citing Pakistan link to the terror – and as per the customary, Pakistan has shaken hands off it. There may or may not be any involvement of Pakistani government in these attacks but the fact that cannot be denied is: These terrorist groups have been using Pakistani soil to carry out such plots, and the government of Pakistan has not been able to contain them.

It remains to be seen how this diplomatic and political battle shapes up between India and Pakistan – does it lead to a war, does it end up like ‘a flash in the pan’ just as on many previous occasions or does it act as the prime issue in the upcoming General Elections in India. The recent developments are already hinting towards the last – when Home Minister was asked to resign from his post citing the responsibility of the attack and the opposition clinched the opportunity by calling it a step ‘too little, too late’

But one thing is certain that the mood amongst common people has reached it tolerance level. The message is clear and loud: ‘Enough is enough’




















(Ajmal Amir Kamir - the only terrorist caught alive)

















(terrorists stormed CST Railways station)















(Taj hotel set on fire)















(Carnage at CST Railway station)

















(Hotel Taj in flames)