Friday, October 31, 2008
KM Music Conservatory by A R Rahman
Friday, October 24, 2008
आजकालचे म्हातारे लोक...
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What Is Confidence?
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies : "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." !!!!
That is called Confidence!!!
Software roles explained...
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Software Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby.
5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.
6) Resource optimisation team thinks they don't need man or woman, they''ll still produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation team thinks 'I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months.'
8) Software QA (Quality Assurance) Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
What is Marketing?
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Laughing it off: The situation is geting better...
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Bharat Ratna for Sachin Tendulkar...or for Vishwanathan Anand?
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Friday, October 17, 2008
Laughing it off: Humor on financial crisis
Booker Awards: Some questions...
The 2008 Booker award has been awarded to an Indian author - Arvind Adiga.
As soon as Aravind Adiga's novel The White Tiger the honours, the whole literary world, bloggers, critics have rushed to write about the author - some applauding his while a few questioning his deservingness to this overnight fame.
Just look at title of a few blogs:
"Aravind Adiga wins Booker prize: a worthy winner?", "Arvind shines at the booker",
"How did The White Tiger capture the Booker?",
"All that you wanted to know about Arvind Adiga", "The Dark Horse" etc.
But very few of them have actually commented on the plot of the book, the literary merits and demerits. All the attention is being given to the person - not the book; which has actually won the award. And this is probably because very few of them (including some notable names) have actually read the book. In fact when Arvind's name was short-listed along with Amitav Ghosh - another Indian name - few notable Indian writers, such as Shobha De and Chetan Bhagat, were asked their views on the nominees, the books and the award.
None of them had actually read the book; none of them talked highly of the authors (considering this as an achievement by 'Indians') and none of them seemed to rate Booker as a true measure of being a highclass writer...it could probably be because of none of these Indian writers who commented on the nominations have won awards themselves. So it could partyly be a jealousy in their part, reluctance to accept achievement of these 'new kids on the block' or a partyly because of genuinely not having read the books and hence not choosing to comment.
Whatever the case might be - it aroused some interest in me to check history of Booker awards.
"The Man Booker Prize for fiction, also known as the Booker Prize, is a literary prize awarded each year for the best original full-length novel, written in the English language, by a citizen of either the Commonwealth of Nations or Ireland." (from Wiki)
The keywords for me are 'by a citizen of either the Commonwealth of Nations or Ireland.' So Booker is NOT a worldwide award - excluding the writers from US and European nations from this awards.
Secondly, if we look at the winners of these awards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Booker_Prize). In the first 29-30 years India did not produce any winner despite of having some well-established English writers such as Nirad Chaudhari, R. K. Narayan, Khushwant Singh, Gurcharan Das, Shobha De etc. But since 1997 three Indians have won this award. A booker award is a sure way to catapult the sales of that book and take author straight into the top league overnight. Couple it with the fact that India has largest number of English-speaking people, its burgeoning middle-class, that has seen tremendous growth during last one decade or so. The middle class who is the natural buyer of these award winning books.
So is it just a coincidence that suddenly lot of Indian writers are winning (or getting nominated) for Booker awards? Or has it something to do with 'economics of book publishing and sales'?
One can draw parallels with what happened with beauty pageants. Till 1990s, when India was a closed economy, not a single Indian won the pageant. But Indian economy began to open in 1991 and with that opened access to a vast market for beauty care products and a great opportunity for well-known forgeign brands to capture part of it. And then suddenly India won 2 pageants in form of Aishwarya Rai and Sushmita Sen - when nobody had even thought of it in their wildest dreams. And since then winning beauty pageants has become habitual for Indian beauties and has almost lost its 'sensation'. So did these beauty care product and cosmetic companies have any hand in making Indian beauties win thos pageants (keepin an eye on the Indian market)? Well, perhaps I am stretching it a bit too far (undermining 'beauty' of our contestants - but it is not as simple as plain black and white...there are lots of grey areas...and same can be felt about the Booker awards.
I would have never read (rather had not tried to read) 'The God of Small Things' by Arundhati Roy. But when it won Booker prize in 1997, I borrowed it from a British Council - just out of curiosity to see why it won the award. To be honest I found that book pathetic, completely undeserving of the accolade it got. But still it became bestseller (and continues to be one) just because it won Booker prize. None of Arundhati Roy's previous works or the books that followed 'The God...' have been able to claim the of success that 'The God...' enjoyed. So was it a fluke, a coincidence or a well-thought arithmetic of economics (by book publishers and other who benefit from book sales)?
Immediately after getting any award you get to see pirated copies of that book on the streets - as if they anticipated the outcome and had the pirated copies ready!
I am not against people who try to manipulate results of an award or sales of their books. I consider these just as any 'marketing gimmicks' to up the sales of a book. What I do not agree with is judging a person's skills only by the yardstick of the number of copies sold or number of awards won...and more annoyingly, this success not only gives them recognition as great authors - but also authority to talk on other social topics!!?? Just as Arundhati Roy has been projecting herself as 'social activist' and has been expressing her 'expert' oponion on every other social issue.
Comparitively the other Indian Booker winner, Kiran Desai has (thankfully!) been 'quiet' in such matters...
Let's see how Arvind changes post his Booker success.
Right now he has every right to be proud of his Booker success!
BTW, I would still like to read the award winning book...I don't form undue opinion about any book without having read it (just by reading reviews...)
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
NDTV Business Awards: Finance Minister v/s Railways Minister
Every other day you get to see on television some controvery or the other: some genuine and some crafted!
Recent business award function held by 'NDTV Profit' has caused a few ripples...not because some businessman was undeservingly given the Business Leadership Award - but because a minister was conferred that award??!!
Yes, Lalu Prasad Yadav: The Minister of Railways was given 'Inspiring Leader of he Year 2008' award...and many objected to it; some privately and some openly - as the undisputed king of Bombay stock market, Rakesh Jhunjhunwala did in his blog (http://www.rakeshjhunjhunwala.in/2008/10/wheres-my-award-ndtv.html)
I do not want to comment on Lalu's eligibility for this award or merit of his claim to 'turnaround of Indian Railways' (http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/2007/01/24/stories/2007012400150800.htm)...because I do not know the entire story - what are facts and what is a hype as some are claiming it to be (http://criticsworld.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/indian-railways-a-turnaround-story-hype-and-ground-realities/)
Of course, nobody can deny that Indian Railways has been turned around and is now raking in huge profits (Indian Railways made a profit of $5 billion in the year 2006-07: http://www.rediff.com/money/2007/feb/26bud5.htm)
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But the point I want to make is something else...
It is about how people (which includes educated class and corporates) fall for financial numbers and profitability and guage performance only on this criteria!
The Change a system can bring about, the difference made to the lives of poor people, overall social impact on well-being of society have little or no bearing on judging success of an individual/ corporate or a ministry.
And this was striking because of an incidence that took place at the same award function.
The custom at the award function was: A recepient of an award (significant awards only) would receive the award from Finance Minister P. Chidambaram, and then would have a brief chat with FM and Pranab Roy, Chief of NDTV.
The recepient of award would tell minister one change he would like to seek from FM and in return FM would tell the recepient his expectations from the awardee as a representative of that business sector/ organization.
So the other award winners such as Mukesh Ambani and Sunil Mittal spoke to FM about their expectations and FM voiced his. It was different when 'businessmen' were talking to FM. But the case was different when a cabinet minister (Lalu - the Railways Minister) was talking to another cabinet minister (Finance Minister).
Firstly, when Lalu's name was announced as 'Inspiring Leader of the Year 2008' (for the turnaround which had happened in 2004-05???) there was a huge cheer and uproar from the businesses - as if Railways was a privately held company. Secondly, most of the focus of the 'turnaround story' was on the profits that railways is now making.
When Lalu had to ask FM one thing he would want FM to do, he said: 'I have already brought Railways back on track...it is now making loads of money. The next big thing on my agenda is Food that is served on trains. For us (Railways) to be able to compete with airlines, we need to serve quality food...but you Finance Minister Sir, have put a service tax on food. So I request you to remove that tax, so that we can serve good food for cheap and make more profits'
There was a wave of laughter amongst the audience, partly because of his request and partly because of the manner in which Lalu said it! The entire mood was in light vein...
But it all changed when FM P. Chidambaram replied with his expectations...
He said: 'I don't agree with you Laluji, that the key issue for Railways is Food. The thing that concerns me most is the state of toilets in Indian Railways...they are in abysmal conditions. The best thing to do is to find a permanent solution to the toilets in Indian Railways...the biggest contribution you can make (to Railways and the country) is to get rid of this massive pollution...'
To me this was the best answer from someone who really saw the ailment and suggested a meaningful suggestion...something that will go beyond earning profits and will touch the lives of thousands and millions of people commuting the trains.
If there has to be controversy it should be around this chat between Railways minister and Finance minister (about what should be the primary objective of a minister - to make money or to bring change) This is what should be discussed...on television, in rint media and blogs.
But I hardly found any mention of this...all the attention and space was given to whether or not Lalu was a deserving person for that award (like the one Rakesh Jhunkhunwala wrote about) ...Come on, move beyond persons, individual achievements and moeny - think about change!
~ Kaustubh
Reviving blog again...better late than never!
But today, somehow the motivation somehow stayed a bit longer...and here I am, reviving my blog!
It's better late than never...
~ Kaustubh
Saturday, October 4, 2008
पुन्हा ब्लॉग सुरु ...
सध्या जॊब शोधता शोधता इतर वेळेस घरातली कामे ही करावी लागत आहेत. उदा. दळण टाकणे, बॆन्केत चेक भरणे, आजीची औषधे आणणे :(
त्यामुळे माझ्या MBA चा सगळ्यात जास्त उपयोग आईला होतो आहे!
असो...कोणाला तरी उपयोग होतो आहे ना...तुका म्हणे त्यातल्या त्यात...!
पुण्यात लवकरच Commonwealth Youth Games होत आहेत, तिथे traffic volunteer चे काम का करत नाही असा एक मित्राने (?) अनाहूत सल्ला दिला...त्याचा राग व्यक्त करण्या आधिच दुसऱ्या मित्राने अजुन एक खपली काढली...म्हणाला, "तिथे ही तू reject होशील ...त्यापेक्षा games चा mascot म्हणून उभा रहा दारात...लोकांची करमणूक तरी करशील, आणि तू जास्त make-up न करता ही mascot दिसशील..."
असो... "वाईट दिवस चालले असता वाघाला ही लोक शेळी सारखे वागवतात" - जंगलातील जुनी म्हण!
फक्त माझे दुर्दैव असे आहे की माझे वाईट दिवस कायमच चालू असतात...बारमाही "साडेसाती" आहे मला...
चला, आईनी हाक मारली, बहुतेक २३ व्या मावशीला ३७ वा निरोप पोचवायचा असणार...फोनच्या जमान्यातही आमच्याकडे निरोप अजून असे प्रत्यक्ष माणसे पाठवूनच पोचवले जातात...ऐकावे ते नवलच नाही...!
~ कौस्तुभ