Software roles explained...

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Software Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby.

5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.

6) Resource optimisation team thinks they don't need man or woman, they''ll still produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation team thinks 'I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months.'

8) Software QA (Quality Assurance) Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.