Humor for the day

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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A man at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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A man visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu
Yan" and dies. The man goes to china to find meaning of friends last
words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"
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Pappu applied for an engineering position at an MNC office.
Another man, Mr. X also applied for the same job and, both applicants having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the Department Manager.

Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions.

The manager went to Pappu and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Mr. X".

Pappu: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct."
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong."
Pappu:"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Mr. X put down 'I don't know' as the answer, and you wrote 'Neither do I'!"
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Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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A blonde Got excited when finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....the box said "2-4 years!"
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